I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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