As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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