just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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