I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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