Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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