i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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