508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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