3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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