Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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