i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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