super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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