so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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