With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Farmville is her only friend.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
