The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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