stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
