can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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