I wanna bring you to show and tell
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My pussy is not your playground.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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