on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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