my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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