I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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