You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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