i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
last night I used snow as a chaser
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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