I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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