Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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