You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
