Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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