Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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