please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We need to rekindle our bromance
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
