Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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