Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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