Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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