When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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