god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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