she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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