I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
