Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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