Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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