in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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