brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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