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(402): View more from Nebraska

Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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(661): View more from California

So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"

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(216): View more from Ohio

fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.

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(951): View more from California

I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.

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(682): View more from Texas

Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"

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(620): View more from Kansas

Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.

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