I hate your face
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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