omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
