I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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