when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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