I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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