Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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