I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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