exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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