I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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