so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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