all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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