yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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