David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I know her cup size but not her name....
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