Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
